Talent Wiki - The Bermuda Triangle
Your quick guide on talent and labor compliance norms under the sea
Capital
Atlantis
Currency
Pirate doubloons (You may have trouble cashing them in).
Languages
Mermaidese, dolphin chirps, pirate speak
Payroll Frequency
Whenever the mystical vortex decides to spit your paycheck back out.
GDP per Capita
It’s not great—anything you produce vanishes without a trace.
Employer Tax
0%, unless you count the occasional sacrifice to appease the mysterious gods of the triangle.
Talent Overview
The Bermuda Triangle has booming industries in ship reclamation and spurious documentary creation. Beware of unexpected talent shortages due to mysterious disappearances.
Major economic hubs:
Atlantis
Skills in demand:
Swimming, Floating, Mermaid communication
Local Universities
Non-existent (or they're hiding really well).
Salary Data
Some of the top jobs and their corresponding monthly salaries are as follows. Disclaimer: Payment is in ancient gold coins and cursed treasure chests. Total amount varies depending on the alignment of the stars and the moon:
| Job Title | Average Salary |
| Aquaman | 100 doubloons |
| Sea Snail Whisperer | 75 doubloons and a magical amulet |
| Ghost Ship First Mate | 90 doubloons and a compass that points to lost treasures |
| UFO Recovery Specialist | 60 doubloons and exclusive access to alien technology secrets |
| Mermaid Linguist | 85 doubloons and a lifetime supply of seashell necklaces |
Talent Sourcing Tips
Employees can be tempted by the expectation of sudden windfalls of gold, or unexpected encounters with ancient sea deities—both of which can be considered part of their compensation package.
Employing in the Bermuda Triangle
Employee Contract
Verbal agreements shouted into the void. Written contracts tend to get lost in the ether.
Probation Period
Until the next full moon.
Public and Provincial Holidays
Every day is a holiday when you’re lost in another dimension.
Employee Leaves
- Annual Leave: You leave, but there’s no guarantee you’ll come back.
- Sick Leave: Spirits get sick too, you know.
- Maternity Leave: No, but nurseries staffed by dolphins are provided gratis.
Payroll
Payroll Cycle
Whenever a mermaid sings.
Minimum Wage
Your weight in pirate treasure.
Overtime Pay
Overtime can be claimed when you encounter time loops. Be prepared to work the same hour repeatedly.
Bonus
Employee Benefits:
- Social Security: You’re protected by the ancient sea gods (terms and conditions apply).
- Health Insurance: Consult the local sea witch for remedies.
- Pension Fund: Retirement plan involves finding a secret island with buried treasure.
Taxes
Employer Payroll Tax
The Bermuda Triangle laughs in the face of taxes, as they mysteriously vanish before anyone can collect them.
VAT
No value is ever added in the infinite abyss.
Offboarding & Termination
In the Bermuda Triangle, your employment may vanish as mysteriously as the zone’s many lost ships and planes, including in the following situations:
- Getting stuck in Davy Jones’ locker
- Your contract getting wet and dissolving
- Neptune dictating a downsizing of your ghost ship crew
- Capture by the Kraken
The notice period in the Bermuda Triangle is determined through mutual discussions between the employer, the employee, and the whispering sea winds.
Severance pay in the Bermuda Triangle is mandatory and payable based on the duration of service as follows:
- One month’s salary and a seashell – Duration of service is up to one year.
- Two month’s salary and a crusty cannonball – Duration of service is between two to five years.
- Three month’s salary and a pet fish – Duration of service is between five to ten years.
- Four month’s salary and a trinket from a crashed UFO – Duration of service is above ten years.
Visa and Immigration
If a foreigner is to work in the Bermuda Triangle, they need only toss themselves off a ship or plane as it is traveling through the zone.
Disclaimer: Employment in the Bermuda Triangle may involve unexpected disappearances, encounters with mythical creatures, and a high probability of becoming a ghost pirate.
